Adena Schwartz

Adena is the Savoir Faire Secretary that never actually started the job. She’s an intrepid world traveler and her stomping grounds generally lie in South America. She has been known to bring us international candy that tastes like feet.

When she’s not abroad you can usually find her scoping out a new spot on campus to set up shop and dive into one of her hundreds of required books. Although on stage her claim to fame is her stalker-like obsession with David Duchovny, in real life she barely even knows who he is!