Maria Roell

Maria is Savoir Faire’s resident "funny noise maker" featuring such favorites as the inward laugh (laugh OUT Maria, laugh OUT!) which garners her the attention of standup comics and innocent bystanders alike.

If you ever have a problem picking Maria out at a show (as IF...) just find the person whose movements most resemble that of a worm...a really, really sexy worm. Maria puts the spaz in spastic and has some great moves to prove it. When she grows up Maria wants to be in a book -- not like physically IN a book...oh shut up, you get it.