Samantha Gkonos Alumni, previously Beer Wench

Gkonos: pronounced "Gun-nus"...weird, we know. If you ever need to find Sam, you should look someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where hot men instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. And no, I’m not talking about Aspen; I’m talkin’ about Happy Valley.

When she’s not fulfilling her duties as beer wench (the only leadership position she can be trusted with) Sam enjoys embarrassing herself by falling on her face in front of the innocent folk trying to eat dinner at Hooters during the week, and getting more wasted than the freshman on weekends.

Sam, one half of the "Road Trip Super Team," is a very entertaining individual, dazzling the rest of the group every practice with her graceful and inventive dramatic exits. In the future Sam plans to be the first Savoir Faire member to climb Mount Everest while doing a Flash Flag Routine.

Voice Part Soprano 1
Joined Fall 2004
Studying Telecommunications (the fake major)
Graduation 2008
Portrait of Samantha Gkonos